His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
i was born in Phoenix, maricopa county. and in first grade we had to bring in a picture of the city we were born in. when i presented i said “i was born in arizona!” and i thought i was cool bcus everyone else was born in rhode island and then this one kid said “U WERE BORN IN THE SAND” and all the kids started chanting “SAND BABY SAND BABY” and i cried and tried to explain that people lived there and i was born in a hospital but no one believed me
one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
do you all remember the lost episode of spongebob and it was literally a minute and 12 seconds of spongebob walking to music
